Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story (Vampire Trilogy #1) - Christopher Moore Not for those who have strong feelings about turtle abuse, the Chinese and berets. But great laughs for those with a bit of heathen. Quick and witty with enough crudeness to remind you how little class you have. Classic Moore. Lamb is still my favorite and probably the best first book to read of his, but I have decided to suspend all other reading until I finish this trilogy.

If you can't laugh at Christopher Moore, I guess we'll just have to laugh at you.